S&D

Moving like a Kenyan I fly up the right side with my terminators; I go unnoticed and advance around the back; I hit the deck as I hear footsteps nearing. Gunshots are rattling the valley and, I hear someone scream "WTF was that!" I heard it too; my eyes grow wide and I jump up and sprint to get to the cabin, as I close in on my destination I hear a loud hissing followed by a very large *BOOM* it shoots me forward into the cabin wall. I lay there for a minute, I'm hurt but I can keep going, fortunatly the jack off that following me got taken out by the strike... He was also beakin' me so I decided to t-bag him and shoot at his lifeless body. Now back to buisness, I pull out my .50 cal and peek around the corner, look down the scope and see if there is anyone in the distance, I hear someone moving again and turn sharply to see who's behind me; finger on the trigger ready to go I see a figure and spray him with a quick ten rounds from my sniper. To my dismay it was just Joe, and now he is just roftloling at me. I tell him to gtfo of here and he just starts shooting around like a retarded Jap with a gun... Someone crept up on us as he was dickin' around and put a couple bullets in his head; I was going to save him but then I decided that he'd lived long enough, let him get shot and quickly pulled out my terminators clapped that guy. There was some more fighting going on in our camp so I figured now would be the best time time get the charge and arm that bomb, luckily Joe had the charge and I managed to scavange it from his remains along with a frag grenade which turned out to be very useful as I entered the cabin and cleared out a room that was gaurded by a claymore and two enemies with some big guns. As time was running low I hustled to get to the bomb and planted the charge; now it was just a matter of waiting for the charge to blow, I climb up the stairs and peek around the corner; there is one person there but dosn't appear to be paying much attention so I bolt over to him and thrust my knife into his spine leaving a bloody mess on the floor. The timer now ticking down and I take another look at the bomb and there is no one there so I fire off a few victory rounds as the bomb exlpodes causing the cabin to collapse. Now my title of "Major" is removed and I am awarded with the new fine title of " My Litttle Pwny" and we do it all again.