WTF is with that bald spot on your head?

A common question that has come up since I buzzed my head. Everyone seems to want to know: WTF is with that bald spot on your head? So here you go: It all started many years agoa in a place far far away; I was five years old and minding my own buisness when all of a sudden this massive spider creeps out from the bushes; I stood there in amazment staring up at this thing, it must have been nine feet high and glaring down at me. I bolted up my tree house hoping that I would evade the fierce creature, but when I got up there it was close behind me; I hurrily flew down the slide hoping that it would not be able to get down and then it jumped down and advanced towards me at an extremely quick pace. It was closing in and I was not sure whether I could get away so I turned to fight it when I realized that I was like not even 4 feet tall, and weighed close to 50 pounds and really there was nothing I was going to be able to do so I grabbed a large stick that was near me and I struck it across its head; knocking it back. Within five seconds it was back on its feet and prancing towards me, I was flabbergasted and didn't know what to do. I turned to it and tried to fight but it was no use it bit me on the head and began mauling me, but by this time the PO-lice were here and shot it reapeatedly in the dome. They rushed me to the hospital and there was no major harm, the only thing was I had a bump on my head for the next year and no more hair at that particular spot on my head forever... and of course this story that I have to tell eveytime someone asks.